Heh Heh

Well that whole advice thing flopped... Of course since no-one in a million years would ever read this blog there was never any hope anyways. *Sigh* The offer is still open even though it probably will never take off. I am such a pessimist, geez.

The Disappointment...

One of the ultimate disappointments in life has to be on every potterhead's 11th birthday when no owl comes with a Hogwarts acceptance letter. No matter how hard you convince yourself that you don't believe in magic, it still really sucks.

Peachy Purple Posts

Oui, it is time for the thing you have all been waiting for, posts from Princess Peachy Purple!

Peachy Purple a dit- "are you french, in luck" et "yoga teacher!"

An Advice Column

Welcome to The Pip Star's advice column!
Please submit your issues by commenting, and we will post advice for you on the blog. Or if you know me personally, feel free to share so that the post can be completely anonymous.

-The Pip Star

Hello, Pwwty Here

Hello, fellow blog readers. By the way you must imagine me saying this in a posh British accent. I have recently realized that I have worn the same pair of 'mismatched' socks for this entire week. I realized this when one of the village hooligans stuffed them most impolitely into my mouth. One tasted like strawberries (as my feet usually do), and one tasted like, loo water. Most unpleasant if I do say so myself (and I do). Well, cheerio for now my fellow blog readers.

-Pwwty

Enter Pwwty

Pwwty, The Pip Star's co-writer is now introduced. he will sometimes get to write a few letters here and there if he stops reading so many comic books (Pwwty- "They're called 'graphic novels')

Our Founder

This is my cat Pipkin (our founder)